4W-Jive

some pretty funny replies in here looks like i'm going to try to wait out mating season, but this little prick is hittin it pretty hard. After another week or so (if I can last that long) I will price out covers vs. decoys. For sure the cover would be more useful than a fake bird once this all blows over

Boomy

BB gun????

Jeek.OlllllllO

I say u catch it!!!

Jeek.OlllllllO

Or that works too

JE8154

Find where the bird's nest is... take a dump in the nest and see how he likes it.

man up and shoot the thing. bb gun/paintball gun, it's time to be the apex predator you were born to be.

JamesWyatt

Clean the bugs off your Jeep, especially the wipers. Years ago I parked a vehicle in front of our house and a crow literally stripped the rubber from the blade to get at the easy pickings.

4W-Jive

Holy crap! No kidden eh?

Shell

That's too funny.

yo_marc

This thread is too funny

Here in New England, certain parts have a good sized wild turkey population. They get pretty accustomed to people in some areas. There have been many reports of toms vandalizing well cared for black vehicles; they see their reflection and attempt to throw down. All they end up doing is scratching the heck out of the paint. Saw a nice Tahoe / Suburban or Escalade that made the news - white vertical scratches all around the thing.

If anyone can help me keep cats off my JK that would be great. For whatever reason cats love to walk across the hood after I wash it. I lost track of how many times I go to drive the next morning and find muddy paw prints across the thing.

OutlawJK

at work we had a bird that sat on the convex mirror and pecked at the large mirror all day while craping all over the steps.
I printed a pic of a angry cat and taped it to the mirror, he only craped once more, thats when he saw the cat pic
hasnt been back since