Worst 'mod' ever!!!
05-19-2012, 01:25 PM
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Worst 'mod' ever!!!
This little -insert expletive here- SH*TS ALL OVER MY RUBI!!!!
He sits on my wipers, looks at himself in the windshield, and sh*ts on my cowl area. He sits on my mirror and sh*ts on them! He sits on my doors right at the window weatherstripping and sh*ts down my doors. He never leaves more than 100ft away from my jeep when its in the driveway even if I scare him away! You can see all the little white marks, those are scat! HOW DO I GET RID OF HIM WITHOUT KILLING HIM???
He sits on my wipers, looks at himself in the windshield, and sh*ts on my cowl area. He sits on my mirror and sh*ts on them! He sits on my doors right at the window weatherstripping and sh*ts down my doors. He never leaves more than 100ft away from my jeep when its in the driveway even if I scare him away! You can see all the little white marks, those are scat! HOW DO I GET RID OF HIM WITHOUT KILLING HIM???
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05-19-2012, 01:58 PM
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I'm assuming that this critter is some type of bird. How about purchasing a plastic predator bird (like an owl or a hawk) and sit it on your engine cowl. It works on pigeons, even squirrels.
05-19-2012, 02:12 PM
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It looks like a chipping sparrow. He probably is seeing his reflection and thinking it is a "challenger" to his mating territory. He might leave once mating season cools down, either try the owl thing, or cover the places where he can see his reflection and he will eventually leave.
05-19-2012, 02:16 PM
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Thank you Jamory, for your knowledge. I could probably just google this, but do you happen to know how long is mating season is? Again, as hilarious as this is, I appreciate your input!
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05-19-2012, 02:26 PM
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I bought an air soft pistol. My hippy neighbor freaked and bought me and owl decoy. That didn't work so I shot it a few times. Never killed it, but it got the hint and buggered off.
05-19-2012, 02:37 PM
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Go to the store and pick up the stickie pads that catch mice and rats. Put about four on your hood and make sure you tape them down so they don't flip over and stick to your hood. Wake the next morning with a cup off coffee in your hand and laugh at the destruction.
P.S. To get rid of cats on the hood, buy a sensor room spray and put it on your hood with tape turn it on and laugh at the cat's new room smell.
Yes they both work. Good luck.
P.S. To get rid of cats on the hood, buy a sensor room spray and put it on your hood with tape turn it on and laugh at the cat's new room smell.
Yes they both work. Good luck.