"It looks like a Mini-Hummer"
12-23-2006, 03:46 AM
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Preaching the gospel
As I was driving our babysitter home the other night, she remarked that her dad (currently driving a 2005 Wrangler) was looking to get a new vehicle (an H3). What she said was "my dad's been wanting a Hummer for four years".
Since she is in HS, I suppressed the urge to say something witty (maybe FR can take her to the Prom?), and instead I told her to have her dad come check out my JK.
I told her to tell him: An H3 is what you use if you don't want to go off road. She said she liked the JK better (especially since the roof comes off) and that she'd try to get him to check out the JK as well.
Just a report from the 757...
Since she is in HS, I suppressed the urge to say something witty (maybe FR can take her to the Prom?), and instead I told her to have her dad come check out my JK.
I told her to tell him: An H3 is what you use if you don't want to go off road. She said she liked the JK better (especially since the roof comes off) and that she'd try to get him to check out the JK as well.
Just a report from the 757...
12-25-2006, 11:14 PM
#86
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Here you go, use these at your own discretion...
1 : "The're called Hummers because they suck"
2 : A person says, "I see you bought a poor mans hummer.
The #1 best reply for this is "What's a hummer???".
Here are some others...
A - "It's not a poor mans hummer, it's a nature lover's convertable.
B - "What does Fellatio have to do with my Jeep?"
C - "Were you watching? I didn't think we could be seen.
1 : "The're called Hummers because they suck"
2 : A person says, "I see you bought a poor mans hummer.
The #1 best reply for this is "What's a hummer???".
Here are some others...
A - "It's not a poor mans hummer, it's a nature lover's convertable.
B - "What does Fellatio have to do with my Jeep?"
C - "Were you watching? I didn't think we could be seen.
12-28-2006, 09:48 PM
#88
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I just found this in another thread. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIh4or5EUsc
Just write down the web address for any one that puts down, or tries to compair your JK to a Hummer, hand it to them, and walk away laughing.
"Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, say no more"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIh4or5EUsc
Just write down the web address for any one that puts down, or tries to compair your JK to a Hummer, hand it to them, and walk away laughing.
"Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, say no more"
Last edited by CHOPPER; 12-30-2006 at 02:21 AM.
12-29-2006, 05:00 AM
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hummer prank
One of my Army buddies has an H2 and I pranked him one day. I hooked up a tow strap between his bumper and mine in the parking lot. He parks it in the back of the lot to avoid dings on his bling. That helped a bit. Put a little pile of gravel under his rear tire (I.E. he got "Stuck") all that he could do was look at the ground and laugh when he saw it. There are a lot of jeepers in the Army. No doubt there was plenty of appreciation for it. 