"It looks like a Mini-Hummer"
03-29-2007, 09:21 AM
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that looks like a pretty healthy nearly head on hit. I would say the passenger compartment looks to have held up quite well. Looks like the engine compartment/crumple zone did it's job pretty well.
To me, that is more of a Hummer pro than con. Not that i would want one.
To me, that is more of a Hummer pro than con. Not that i would want one.
03-29-2007, 09:25 AM
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You know; I've never driven or ridden in an H2, now that I think about it. I just think they're pretentious vehicles. Here is Demetri Martin discussing them:
http://www.comedycentral.com/motherl...ml_video=80333
http://www.comedycentral.com/motherl...ml_video=80333
03-29-2007, 09:33 AM
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You know; I've never driven or ridden in an H2, now that I think about it. I just think they're pretentious vehicles. Here is Demetri Martin discussing them:
http://www.comedycentral.com/motherl...ml_video=80333
http://www.comedycentral.com/motherl...ml_video=80333
Air Force had the originals. Got to drive a few variations, for the intended purposes they worked alright, but overall they where heavy, slow, rode like a surfboard on buzz strips, took half of south korea to turn around, would get stuck going downhill on gravel (I did it), and the milage was horrible.
They took a crash well though, had one t-bone a chevy panel van, dumped the van on its side & twisted it all to hell.
broke the turn signal on the hummer.
03-29-2007, 09:47 AM
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Just for fun I decided to come up with a few possible Hummer acronyms... you can tell that I'm completely objective and unbiased. 
H U M M E R =
1. Humbled Under Most Mild Excursions Riding
2. Humiliated Under Most Moderately Easy Rides
3. Homosexuals Undercover Must Manhood Exaggerate Rig
4. Humiliating Undercapable Macho Money-Erasing Rig
5. Horribly Unoriginal Mammoth Machine Easily Rolled
6. Hugely Unpopular Monstrosity Most Everyone Resents
Which is your fav? Do you have any good ones?
H U M M E R =
1. Humbled Under Most Mild Excursions Riding
2. Humiliated Under Most Moderately Easy Rides
3. Homosexuals Undercover Must Manhood Exaggerate Rig
4. Humiliating Undercapable Macho Money-Erasing Rig
5. Horribly Unoriginal Mammoth Machine Easily Rolled
6. Hugely Unpopular Monstrosity Most Everyone Resents
Which is your fav? Do you have any good ones?
03-29-2007, 09:56 AM
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Just for fun I decided to come up with a few possible Hummer acronyms... you can tell that I'm completely objective and unbiased.
H U M M E R =
1. Humbled Under Most Mild Excursions Riding
2. Humiliated Under Most Moderately Easy Rides
3. Homosexuals Undercover Must Manhood Exaggerate Rig
4. Humiliating Undercapable Macho Money-Erasing Rig
5. Horribly Unoriginal Mammoth Machine Easily Rolled
6. Hugely Unpopular Monstrosity Most Everyone Resents
Which is your fav? Do you have any good ones?
H U M M E R =
1. Humbled Under Most Mild Excursions Riding
2. Humiliated Under Most Moderately Easy Rides
3. Homosexuals Undercover Must Manhood Exaggerate Rig
4. Humiliating Undercapable Macho Money-Erasing Rig
5. Horribly Unoriginal Mammoth Machine Easily Rolled
6. Hugely Unpopular Monstrosity Most Everyone Resents
Which is your fav? Do you have any good ones?
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Hillary Undermines Most Mens Erectile Reaction
03-29-2007, 10:00 AM
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Not exactly "Hummer" related (unless you count Bill's Hummer!), but that'll work... did you catch the "Snuke" episode of South Park last night featuring Hillary? 
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03-29-2007, 10:11 AM
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03-29-2007, 10:12 AM
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03-29-2007, 10:16 AM
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TV? what is a TV?
honestly, i rarely watch it. kidlets keep it occupied most of the night, by the time i could get on it i am ready to snort pillow.
I watched SouthPark briefly along time ago, havent seen the Simpsons in forever, but i enjoy it when i do.
Dont make me use this...
honestly, i rarely watch it. kidlets keep it occupied most of the night, by the time i could get on it i am ready to snort pillow.
I watched SouthPark briefly along time ago, havent seen the Simpsons in forever, but i enjoy it when i do.
Dont make me use this...