Google warmseats seat heaters. They are very uncheesy

 

so, I went to a place that does car stuff, and heated seats are $400 installed.

he will NOT do the passenger butt warmer if there is an airbag sensor...

does my 2012 2 door Rubicon have this?

This is the first I'm hearing of this...

 

I believe it does. That's the same sensor that makes the jeep complain when you have a passenger who didn't buckle up. I could be wrong though.

 

Back in 12 I had the Katzkins leather added to my JKU.

I too have major OCD probably worse than you

For $100 more they added the after market heated seats which is literally the same thing on jeeps website

I told them to mount the switches beside the shifter but instead they stated they always install them under the console latch.

They did an awesome job and you'd swear its factory

I did an overview video of my jeep awhile back

Fast forward through and you'll see the switches

http://youtu.be/zl0zw1YVZd4