The first time I went wheeling I dented the passenger door and got a road map of surface scratches on the hood and doors..... the Mrs. wasnt too happy! I, on the other hand, was proud!

 

My wife backed my 3 month old JK out of the garage and swiped the fender and bumper on the garage door frame ON CHRISTMAS DAY! She broke the side marker light and put a huge wrinkle in the plastic of the front bumper. Gave me a perfect excuse to get a new bumper and some smoke marker lenses! She couldn't say a thing!

 

x4...

 

Backed in to a phone pole dented the tailgait and broke the spare tire mount. Still waiting to get if fixed.

 

Back in 07, Jeep had less than 1k miles on it. Enjoying being lost on ancient, overgrown old logging trails in northern MI. Me and a good friend as passenger pushing through until we could go no further. My friend is a perfectionist (his 10 year old pickup looks better than my 1 week old vehicle) gritting his teeth every time I scraped some brush. I loved it.

Put on the first pinstripes. Most buffed out...some did not. There were more to come anyway.

 

I thought I was gonna cry.

 

Just a Trail Mark from the Rubicon Trail last summer.




They were wrong.... IT WOULD NOT BUFF OUT!!!!

 

Apparently chrysler didn't design in clearance to have the hood up while the wiper blades are pulled back..result 2 nice matching scratches...

 

That is the saddest thing i have ever seen. and painful to look at. sorry. what happened?

 

I was driving my Sport to school and to avoid hitting a school bus on black ice, i went full force into a snow bank. Immediately, i got rammed by a dodge ram. POS got out with a cigarette in one hand and a coffee in the other.