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Things to NOT say to your GF/wife about the Jeep...

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Old 04-18-2012, 05:44 PM
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Default Things to NOT say to your GF/wife about the Jeep...
GF: So how much do you miss me?
Me: About as much as I'd miss the Jeep if it was gone a week!
GF: Really... you're going to compare me to the Jeep...
Me: I thought it would make you feel the love...
GF: ...

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GF: New $45 drawing pencils yay!
Me: Holy shit, expensive pencils.
Me: But they're for what you love so they're worth every penny!
GF: Yup!
Me: Just remember that when I want a $1300 bumper for the Jeep
GF: ...




I'll just leave these here. I've only had the Jeep about a week, so I'm sure you guys have thousands of better ones!!
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Old 04-18-2012, 05:52 PM
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Gf: honey I need a boob job
me: go rub some toilet paper between them
gf:??
Me: well it sure made ass bigger
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Old 04-18-2012, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by cousincleatus
Gf: honey I need a boob job
me: go rub some toilet paper between them
gf:??
Me: well it sure made ass bigger
Omg that is great. When was the next time u seen anything in the bedroom? Lol
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Old 04-18-2012, 06:45 PM
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Read on a signature....

The only thing that worries me if i die, is that my wife will sell all my toys in what i told her they cost...
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Non live in GF: You need to move you motorcycles or your jeep so I can use half of the garage to park in.
Me: You want be here that long.
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Me: take your top off
Gf : I'm not blowing you again, I'm already late.
Me: i meant the Jeep
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That wasn't really a bad convo. Just thought I'd share
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Originally Posted by Huckleberryjeep
That wasn't really a bad convo. Just thought I'd share
depends on what kind of "late" she was talking about...
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Originally Posted by mister ed
depends on what kind of "late" she was talking about...
EXACTLY what I was thinking!
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