Saharas = Mall Crawlers?
08-19-2011, 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted by desync0
Funny thing is around here Rubi's are the mall crawlers, 90% of them have hard tops on, and (rich b!tch)women driving them.
I've seen more 4 door sahara's with rims/tires/(some lifted)/doors off then I have 2dr or 4dr rubi's.
I've seen more 4 door sahara's with rims/tires/(some lifted)/doors off then I have 2dr or 4dr rubi's.
Oh and I have no money in my x lmao
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08-19-2011, 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Lancejk
What does a hard top have to do with mall crawling. I only run a hard top and consider it a commitment to the sun if I take it off. It's not easy to remove so it takes a lot of bad weather for me to put my top back on. Been off for 2 months now along with my plugs.
Oh and I have no money in my x lmao
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08-19-2011, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by desync0
Funny thing is around here Rubi's are the mall crawlers, 90% of them have hard tops on, and (rich b!tch)women driving them.
I've seen more 4 door sahara's with rims/tires/(some lifted)/doors off then I have 2dr or 4dr rubi's.
I've seen more 4 door sahara's with rims/tires/(some lifted)/doors off then I have 2dr or 4dr rubi's.
08-19-2011, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by greenenvey
Oh dear god, not a hard top on a rubi??? Oh wait I have a hard top on mine!! Lol and it has scratches on it too
I might as well park next to you with my "mall crawler" ....... Wait I have line x tub no carpet, doors off alll the time. 4 inch lift, flat fender, 35s, winch, stinger, rock rails just to name a few on my sahara but I am a damn good curb hopper at the mall! Lets meet at the food court!!!! Buahahahhahaha. So stupid remarks
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08-19-2011, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by SilverJK12
That's funny. But this doesnt look like my sahara!! I got screwed!
08-19-2011, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by EarlyJk
I bet those windshield lights are pointed down so you can creep the mall parking garages, cause I know you dont go on Safari. Lol ( Silly useless lights )
NO ONE BUY LIGHTS IN U.S. CAUSE WE CAN'T DRIVE IN A SAFARI HERE!
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Originally Posted by ChryslerChris
Ok I can't resist - was laughing too hard reading the replies that I had to write something about this.
To not offend the many Sahara owners out there anymore, Chrysler should come up with the "Mallhara" "top-of-the-line" model, retailing at around $40,000 to be more in tune with the Cadillac and Hummer prices out there.
In stock form it will have:
[*]a "Mall Rated" badge instead of "Trail Rated"[*]Chrome 20's with very small sidewalls[*]Lowered 1 inch[*]Tinted windows[*]Chrome grill, chrome handles, chrome
filler cap, chrome mirrors .... phew almost didn't make it through that one[*]Wicked sound system with phat bass[*]Matching everything[*]Power everything[*]Built in bluetooth so that you don't have to drop them shopping bags while talking on the phone[*]Key fob[*]Leather or velour seats[*]Non-removable/permanently attached carpets with extra sound deadening stuff underneath[*]2wd[*]Latte machine built in[*]ATM machine built in - local dealership loads up wads of $20 from your bank account every week, free of charge[*]"Mall assist" button that will help you find the closest parking spot (without having to jump curbs or offroad of course)
That way, Sahara owners will be happy because us X/Sport/Rubi owners won't make fun of you anymore, and Mallhara owners can go all bling, and shopping and not get dirty and all the other stuff mall-crawlers do.
To not offend the many Sahara owners out there anymore, Chrysler should come up with the "Mallhara" "top-of-the-line" model, retailing at around $40,000 to be more in tune with the Cadillac and Hummer prices out there.
In stock form it will have:
[*]a "Mall Rated" badge instead of "Trail Rated"[*]Chrome 20's with very small sidewalls[*]Lowered 1 inch[*]Tinted windows[*]Chrome grill, chrome handles, chrome
filler cap, chrome mirrors .... phew almost didn't make it through that one[*]Wicked sound system with phat bass[*]Matching everything[*]Power everything[*]Built in bluetooth so that you don't have to drop them shopping bags while talking on the phone[*]Key fob[*]Leather or velour seats[*]Non-removable/permanently attached carpets with extra sound deadening stuff underneath[*]2wd[*]Latte machine built in[*]ATM machine built in - local dealership loads up wads of $20 from your bank account every week, free of charge[*]"Mall assist" button that will help you find the closest parking spot (without having to jump curbs or offroad of course)That way, Sahara owners will be happy because us X/Sport/Rubi owners won't make fun of you anymore, and Mallhara owners can go all bling, and shopping and not get dirty and all the other stuff mall-crawlers do.