Saharas = Mall Crawlers?
08-19-2011, 03:28 AM
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Originally Posted by EarlyJk
Do Sahara's come standard with Mall Assist?
08-19-2011, 03:51 AM
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08-19-2011, 04:36 AM
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The Sahara has and also will be the 'luxury' Jeep. This is a fact. Can you make a nasty off roader with one? Of course. Can you be as much a Jeeper at heart as the guy driving the Rubicon? Absolutely. It's been said before but I'll say it again - a Jeep is a Jeep and they all kick ass.
08-19-2011, 05:14 AM
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like Mall Crawlen dats where all da honeys be at
Lets see.
Does he infer that if I drive 30 miles to the nearest mall, and crawl my Jeep around on the curbs, young willing females will take notice, hop into my Jeep, and want to have sex with me?
I DID NOT KNOW THAT! Oh Boy!
Sigh. That won't work anyway. In 30 miles I would probably be distracted to taking some overgrown looking detour off the main road and never get to the mall.
Did my troll thread feeding duty for the day.
Lets see.
Does he infer that if I drive 30 miles to the nearest mall, and crawl my Jeep around on the curbs, young willing females will take notice, hop into my Jeep, and want to have sex with me?
I DID NOT KNOW THAT! Oh Boy!
Sigh. That won't work anyway. In 30 miles I would probably be distracted to taking some overgrown looking detour off the main road and never get to the mall.
Did my troll thread feeding duty for the day.
08-19-2011, 05:41 AM
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Some malls have green vehicle parking for hybrid vehicles next to the handicap spots. I think all the sahara owners should unite and petition for special parking spots at the mall. SAHARA PARKING ONLY.
08-19-2011, 05:57 AM
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Originally Posted by HappyCurmudgeon
I have no desire to delete this thread, I think it is hysterical watching everyone argue and therby continue to feed the troll. 
....now if you'll excuse me, i have some mall wheelin' to do.
....now if you'll excuse me, i have some mall wheelin' to do.
08-19-2011, 06:00 AM
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Originally Posted by jeepmont
Some malls have green vehicle parking for hybrid vehicles next to the handicap spots. I think all the sahara owners should unite and petition for special parking spots at the mall. SAHARA PARKING ONLY.