older distant relative of mine who is known to be a little dense sometimes.

He has seen my Jeep over 7-8 times, but always in the summer and topless and doorless.

Finally he sees me at a family gathering with hard top and doors on.

He says "Hey, did you get a new Jeep?"
Me "no, why do you ask?"
Him "Well, your other one didn't have doors or a top, did it?"

Me "Here's Your Sign"--hope you all know Bill Engvall.

 

Yesterday I pulled up next to a guy who asked me:

Where your doors at?
My garage.
Are they supposed to do that?
Supposed to do what?
Come off like that?
Yeah. That's exactly what they're for.

 

im doing this next time..thats classic man

 

mostly just kids desperatley wanting their parents attention trying to show it to them


wendys employee: how are you going to eat with all the wind?
me: it's easy you just have to dodge the bugs (windshield was down at the time also)
wendys employee: your not afraid of falling out
me: thats why i'm an organ donor! and haul ass away ahah..

 

With kids, I always say "Have you seen my doors?"

Best one is @ the local MickeyD's when the drive-thru girl asked if I was afraid driving around with the 4 doors off.

I said "He isn't, so why should I be?" ...as I pointed back to my 4 year old son in his car seat

Cheers
-wsn

PS: The carseat is mounted in the middle... so no replys needed from the paranoids in the crowd

 

I got "My daddy called that running moonshine!"

And one time the gf said "That guy was either checking out my legs or your jeep."

 

LOL
One time coming out of work...
Co-worker: Do you ever fall out?
Me: No, I wear a seat belt.
Co-worker: Did it come like that?
Me: Ya, It was cheaper without the doors.

 

Guy at of all places Autozone ... "What's up with no doors?" me: "I had to knock some money off of financing so it was the doors and I had enough money left over for the super heat package"

.................... Heeeeres yer sign

 

Little kid came up to me and says " cooool car, i wish i can get a car like that with no doors when i grow up" it was pretty cool.

I heard someone yell "whoa badass" i was just sitting at a light waiting to turn, i didn't think i was doing anything remotely "bad ass". but.... i was in a jeep....

 

guy at the gas station: thats a badazz jeep dude!

one of my female friends was riding with me one day and it started pouring were stoped at a red light guy rolls down his window ask her why is a hot girl like her in a jeep getting rained on that she should get in with him she looks at him and proceeds to tell him "its a jeep thing you wouldn't understand".

im riding down the beach a group of girls in a lifted f150 stop me and ask whats with the no top or doors. with out thinking i tell em if you were topless in a jeep you wouldn't be asking.. they said they wanted to go for a ride.

best one was when i was securing my newly purchased fishing equipment from academy when a guy in a chevy diesel pulled up next to me he and his 5 yr old son got out the dad tells me thats a awesome car little boy looks at his dad and informs him "thats not a car dad its a jeep"