Other driver say the silliest things when you're topless...
07-14-2011, 07:15 AM
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so, not a topless question, but silly nonetheless.
Yesterday on the way home, in the downpour (with no doors) a lady rolls up to me and asks about the sticker on my rear doors.
The question "So, is that just a sticker or do you really have ejection seats?"
I really had to stop for a second and just replied "No, just a sticker, I can't afford to lose any more doors." She gave me a nice toofless smile and went on her way.
Yesterday on the way home, in the downpour (with no doors) a lady rolls up to me and asks about the sticker on my rear doors.
The question "So, is that just a sticker or do you really have ejection seats?"
I really had to stop for a second and just replied "No, just a sticker, I can't afford to lose any more doors." She gave me a nice toofless smile and went on her way.
07-14-2011, 10:33 PM
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"How quick can you get the doors on if it rains?" - its ok its a Jeep
Young kid pulled up to me and asked "With no doors, what is to stop me from just taking what I want while your in it?" - Me: "Smith M&P with 3 clips! What is to stop me from slapping you?"
"Do you get sweaty on your way to work?" - "I work from home."
Young kid pulled up to me and asked "With no doors, what is to stop me from just taking what I want while your in it?" - Me: "Smith M&P with 3 clips! What is to stop me from slapping you?"
"Do you get sweaty on your way to work?" - "I work from home."
07-15-2011, 12:30 AM
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While getting gas, One guy asked me to race. He was in an old beat up chevy. Looked like he just painted it himself too! Anyway, I jokingly said to him he'd probably win.
He then says, "damn right I will. I'll shoot your f***ing tires"
He then says, "damn right I will. I'll shoot your f***ing tires"
07-15-2011, 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted by JK.nick
While getting gas, One guy asked me to race. He was in an old beat up chevy. Looked like he just painted it himself too! Anyway, I jokingly said to him he'd probably win.
He then says, "damn right I will. I'll shoot your f***ing tires"
He then says, "damn right I will. I'll shoot your f***ing tires"
07-15-2011, 09:16 AM
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07-15-2011, 12:42 PM
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07-15-2011, 01:38 PM
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Gonna try this next time:
Smarta$$ at the stop-light: "Where are your doors?"
Me: "My doors? My doors!! Holy crap what happened to my f@$#%ng doors?!?"
Smarta$$ at the stop-light: "Where are your doors?"
Me: "My doors? My doors!! Holy crap what happened to my f@$#%ng doors?!?"
Last edited by ChryslerChris; 07-15-2011 at 08:03 PM.