Carl Spackler

You should have said neither is yours...

finnd1

I think the proper reply could have been, "You may be a male, but you ain't no man"

TURTLECON

I like the crazed looks I get driving topless & doorless when people peer from their generic cars. They see the huge smile on my face and I can tell they're thinking "I'd rather be driving THAT!"

SayreJK07

They call me at work to tell me it's raining outside. Like I can just magically produce doors!

"what is that thing on your hood" -Hi-Lift Jack

patricks99

I suppose this is the reason they came up with the window/bumper stickers and tshirts, "It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand"

Just point, smile and keep on going.

Pat

Rednroll

When I have my top and doors off, I can't hear a damn thing anyone else says because I usually have my stereo turned up to 11 at the same time.

SureShotXd

I get the "Don't you get hot driving around like that"?

TURTLECON

"I just dropped your daughter off at your house, sir!"

MGD21

Just two days ago I'm getting in my door-less topless Jeep while two ladies are walking by... The one lady says to the other "Its his, i'm gonna ask!" She then says to me from across the street "Where are your doors?"

I reply simply "At my house." Then after a short conversation on how easy it is to take them off, the other lady says to me "So...What do you drive in the winter time?"

I held back a chuckle and told her "Oh, It comes with it top too!" With a look of amazement she turned to her friend and said "IT HAS A TOP TOO!!!"

Rednroll

My Spinal Tap reference comment seems to have gone over someone's head.....now I'm feeling really old. I thought that reference would never go out of style

It's harder to pick up multiple chicks with one of the seats already occupied.