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Old 05-11-2007, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by skibum
Cool things that are RED:

1) Firetrucks
2) Pitts Special Biplanes
3) Almost all Ferraris
4) Trouser stripe on a Marine Corp dress uniform
5) Swiss Army Knives
6) Boston Red Sox
7) Redhook Beer
8) Budweiser Beer Wagon
9) Dale Jr's. Car
10) My Jeep...........

Cool things that are silver:

ummm.......I'm thinking .........tinfoil?
Your are a donkeys back end!

Silver things.
Platinum Gold = white gold
Silver dollars
Shiney chrome
Coors light beer cans
silver bullets for killing werewolfs
Silver= The Lone Rangers horse
Silver salmon
Deloreans=the car (sp)
Stainless steel pistols and revolvers
silverware
the silver dome
and my Silver Jeep
Old 05-11-2007, 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by rupedog
Your are a donkeys back end!

Silver things.
Platinum Gold = white gold
Silver dollars
Shiney chrome
Coors light beer cans
silver bullets for killing werewolfs
Silver= The Lone Rangers horse
Silver salmon
Deloreans=the car (sp)
Stainless steel pistols and revolvers
silverware
the silver dome
and my Silver Jeep
Canned piss water, a fish that is actually RED and a crappy car that wouldn't do 100 mph if you dropped it out of an airplane? Thats all you got?
Old 05-11-2007, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by CLACKEY(_!_)
Underneath your red paint is SILVER steel. Paint your jeep whatever color you want. Underneath they are ALL silver
Umm... until the bare steel rusts and turns red... Not to take the red side though.

I'm pretty sure the red JK owners are color blind and meant to buy
Rescue Green! See... red & green look the same to color blind folks... and apparently appears to be somewhat gray (or greenish gray)... ahem... or perhaps silver. Therefore, silver JK purchasers likely also suffer from this visual impairment and unwittingly purchased what they believed was a Rescue Green Jeep.

Here's what a red/green color blind person sees looking at a test chart. You should see a green #3 surrounded by red dots. Don't see it? You're affected. Look a little
Rescue Green to you?



My deepest sympathies... I can't imagine not enjoying the full beauty of my
Rescue Green JK. :toung:

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Old 05-11-2007, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by '07JK Fan
Umm... until the bare steel rusts and turns red... Not to take the red side though.

I'm pretty sure the red JK owners are color blind and meant to buy
Rescue Green! See... red & green look the same to color blind folks... and apparently appears to be somewhat gray (or greenish gray)... ahem... or perhaps silver. Therefore, silver JK purchasers likely also suffer from this visual impairment and unwittingly purchased what they believed was a Rescue Green Jeep.

Here's what a red/green color blind person sees looking at a test chart. You should see a green #3 surrounded by red dots. Don't see it? You're affected. Look a little
Rescue Green to you?



My deepest sympathies... I can't imagine not enjoying the full beauty of my
Rescue Green JK. :toung:
SILVER SILVER IT'S SO GRAND WE WON'T EVER GIVE UP OUR STAND!

especially to someone that drives a puke green jeep that needs to be put in the dirty diaper hamper to keep from stinking up the neighborhood and making the little kids scream and women faint. It turns strong manly men into slimmy little slugs that slither along the cow pasture and snuggle up to cow poop. So take that and your little tiny tires and stuff them up your exhaust pipe. I know Iknow I have small tires to, but they are bigger then yours. :toung: :toung: :toung:
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Originally Posted by skibum
Canned piss water, a fish that is actually RED and a crappy car that wouldn't do 100 mph if you dropped it out of an airplane? Thats all you got?
RED RED HEARTS, FULL OF DREAD, AS QUICK SILVER, FLIES WAY UP AHEAD.


GREEN GREEN, ON THE SIDELINE, SEEN SITTING, PLUM OUT OF STEAM.

HIGH HO SILVER AND AWAY!

written by Rupedog Composed by Mrs. Rupedog :toung: :toung:

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Is there an award for worst poets on the planet?
Old 05-12-2007, 04:24 AM
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Originally Posted by rupedog
RED RED HEARTS, FULL OF DREAD, AS QUICK SILVER, FLIES WAY UP AHEAD.


GREEN GREEN, ON THE SIDELINE, SEEN SITTING, PLUM OUT OF STEAM.

HIGH HO SILVER AND AWAY!

written by Rupedog Composed by Mrs. Rupedog :toung: :toung:
UHH RupeDog... you and Mrs. RupeDog should have been composing something else at 02:24 am. cause your poem is awful..!!.

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Originally Posted by captsam54
UHH RupeDog... you and Mrs. RupeDog should have been composing something else at 02:24 am. cause your poem is awful..!!.
Yo Captsam, It was only 11.45 our time. Now it's time to put on a little of the charm and woooo her. " Oh honey please please.":sad:
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Originally Posted by rupedog
Is there an award for worst poets on the planet?
If there is........you my friend, have won. BIG TIME!
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Originally Posted by rupedog
Yo Captsam, It was only 11.45 our time. Now it's time to put on a little of the charm and woooo her. " Oh honey please please.":sad:
Middle aged foreplay consists of two hours of begging.......and I should know.


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