OK skibum...only people with red ones!!
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Cool things that are RED:
1) Firetrucks
2) Pitts Special Biplanes
3) Almost all Ferraris
4) Trouser stripe on a Marine Corp dress uniform
5) Swiss Army Knives
6) Boston Red Sox
7) Redhook Beer
8) Budweiser Beer Wagon
9) Dale Jr's. Car
10) My Jeep...........
Cool things that are silver:
ummm.......I'm thinking .........tinfoil?
1) Firetrucks
2) Pitts Special Biplanes
3) Almost all Ferraris
4) Trouser stripe on a Marine Corp dress uniform
5) Swiss Army Knives
6) Boston Red Sox
7) Redhook Beer
8) Budweiser Beer Wagon
9) Dale Jr's. Car
10) My Jeep...........
Cool things that are silver:
ummm.......I'm thinking .........tinfoil?
Silver things.
Platinum Gold = white gold
Silver dollars
Shiney chrome
Coors light beer cans
silver bullets for killing werewolfs
Silver= The Lone Rangers horse
Silver salmon
Deloreans=the car (sp)
Stainless steel pistols and revolvers
silverware
the silver dome
and my Silver Jeep
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Your are a donkeys back end!
Silver things.
Platinum Gold = white gold
Silver dollars
Shiney chrome
Coors light beer cans
silver bullets for killing werewolfs
Silver= The Lone Rangers horse
Silver salmon
Deloreans=the car (sp)
Stainless steel pistols and revolvers
silverware
the silver dome
and my Silver Jeep
Silver things.
Platinum Gold = white gold
Silver dollars
Shiney chrome
Coors light beer cans
silver bullets for killing werewolfs
Silver= The Lone Rangers horse
Silver salmon
Deloreans=the car (sp)
Stainless steel pistols and revolvers
silverware
the silver dome
and my Silver Jeep
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I'm pretty sure the red JK owners are color blind and meant to buy Rescue Green! See... red & green look the same to color blind folks... and apparently appears to be somewhat gray (or greenish gray)... ahem... or perhaps silver. Therefore, silver JK purchasers likely also suffer from this visual impairment and unwittingly purchased what they believed was a Rescue Green Jeep.
Here's what a red/green color blind person sees looking at a test chart. You should see a green #3 surrounded by red dots. Don't see it? You're affected. Look a little Rescue Green to you?
My deepest sympathies... I can't imagine not enjoying the full beauty of my Rescue Green JK. :toung:
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Umm... until the bare steel rusts and turns red... Not to take the red side though.
I'm pretty sure the red JK owners are color blind and meant to buy Rescue Green! See... red & green look the same to color blind folks... and apparently appears to be somewhat gray (or greenish gray)... ahem... or perhaps silver. Therefore, silver JK purchasers likely also suffer from this visual impairment and unwittingly purchased what they believed was a Rescue Green Jeep.
Here's what a red/green color blind person sees looking at a test chart. You should see a green #3 surrounded by red dots. Don't see it? You're affected. Look a little Rescue Green to you?
My deepest sympathies... I can't imagine not enjoying the full beauty of my Rescue Green JK. :toung:
I'm pretty sure the red JK owners are color blind and meant to buy Rescue Green! See... red & green look the same to color blind folks... and apparently appears to be somewhat gray (or greenish gray)... ahem... or perhaps silver. Therefore, silver JK purchasers likely also suffer from this visual impairment and unwittingly purchased what they believed was a Rescue Green Jeep.
Here's what a red/green color blind person sees looking at a test chart. You should see a green #3 surrounded by red dots. Don't see it? You're affected. Look a little Rescue Green to you?
My deepest sympathies... I can't imagine not enjoying the full beauty of my Rescue Green JK. :toung:
especially to someone that drives a puke green jeep that needs to be put in the dirty diaper hamper to keep from stinking up the neighborhood and making the little kids scream and women faint. It turns strong manly men into slimmy little slugs that slither along the cow pasture and snuggle up to cow poop. So take that and your little tiny tires and stuff them up your exhaust pipe. I know Iknow I have small tires to, but they are bigger then yours. :toung: :toung: :toung:
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GREEN GREEN, ON THE SIDELINE, SEEN SITTING, PLUM OUT OF STEAM.
HIGH HO SILVER AND AWAY!
written by Rupedog Composed by Mrs. Rupedog :toung: :toung:
Last edited by rupedog; 05-11-2007 at 10:24 PM.
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UHH RupeDog... you and Mrs. RupeDog should have been composing something else at 02:24 am. cause your poem is awful..!!.
Last edited by captsam54; 05-12-2007 at 04:28 AM.
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