Jeep Pranks
03-05-2010, 11:27 AM
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Unscrew the cores in the tires just enough for a slow leak...
fishing line wrapped around the lower portion of the vehicle so that they can't open the doors...
(not for use with all wheel drive) put a piston jack right out of eye view and jack the vehicle up just high enough so the wheels are out of contact with the ground and watch em rev...
A couple of soda cans tied to the bumper and then tucked up out of sight, talk about a fun noise down the highway...
Tape a cardboard sign to the bottom of the bumper so that while driving it hangs down in view for other cars to read statements like "honk if you think I'm gay... etc..." extra points for making sure it folds back up when not driving...
post-it notes ALL over the outside of the vehicle... and no they do not all come off while driving...
Oh... all of these have been done by my coworkers and I to each other over the past seven years...
fishing line wrapped around the lower portion of the vehicle so that they can't open the doors...
(not for use with all wheel drive) put a piston jack right out of eye view and jack the vehicle up just high enough so the wheels are out of contact with the ground and watch em rev...
A couple of soda cans tied to the bumper and then tucked up out of sight, talk about a fun noise down the highway...
Tape a cardboard sign to the bottom of the bumper so that while driving it hangs down in view for other cars to read statements like "honk if you think I'm gay... etc..." extra points for making sure it folds back up when not driving...
post-it notes ALL over the outside of the vehicle... and no they do not all come off while driving...
Oh... all of these have been done by my coworkers and I to each other over the past seven years...
03-06-2010, 03:13 AM
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if u f*^$ with my jeep, u better hope i reconize you. the state of florida now gives me the right to SHOOT TO KILL anyone on my property that makes me feel my life is in danger and that goes for vehicles also, they are an extension of my home. if i see someone breaking into or f*#^%# with my jeep, U WILL BE SHOT ON SITE and only then will i call the cops
SO JUST THINK OF PEOPLE LIKE MYSELF WHO USE OUR GUN RIGHTS BEFORE U GO F(&#%^ WITH SOMEONES JEEP OR VEHICLE
SO JUST THINK OF PEOPLE LIKE MYSELF WHO USE OUR GUN RIGHTS BEFORE U GO F(&#%^ WITH SOMEONES JEEP OR VEHICLE
03-06-2010, 05:48 AM
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if u f*^$ with my jeep, u better hope i reconize you. the state of florida now gives me the right to SHOOT TO KILL anyone on my property that makes me feel my life is in danger and that goes for vehicles also, they are an extension of my home. if i see someone breaking into or f*#^%# with my jeep, U WILL BE SHOT ON SITE and only then will i call the cops
SO JUST THINK OF PEOPLE LIKE MYSELF WHO USE OUR GUN RIGHTS BEFORE U GO F(&#%^ WITH SOMEONES JEEP OR VEHICLE
SO JUST THINK OF PEOPLE LIKE MYSELF WHO USE OUR GUN RIGHTS BEFORE U GO F(&#%^ WITH SOMEONES JEEP OR VEHICLE
03-06-2010, 07:15 AM
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nope i haven't. maybe its a southern thing, there are just some things u dont mess wth that a man owns.
a mans vehicle(especially a jeep or a truck), his money, a mans family, or a mans woman.
down here in the south u just do not f*^# with these things or u will be shot.
where is redneck for this, he is in georgia, he would probably agree
a mans vehicle(especially a jeep or a truck), his money, a mans family, or a mans woman.
down here in the south u just do not f*^# with these things or u will be shot.
where is redneck for this, he is in georgia, he would probably agree
03-06-2010, 07:17 AM
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if u f*^$ with my jeep, u better hope i reconize you. the state of florida now gives me the right to SHOOT TO KILL anyone on my property that makes me feel my life is in danger and that goes for vehicles also, they are an extension of my home. if i see someone breaking into or f*#^%# with my jeep, U WILL BE SHOT ON SITE and only then will i call the cops
SO JUST THINK OF PEOPLE LIKE MYSELF WHO USE OUR GUN RIGHTS BEFORE U GO F(&#%^ WITH SOMEONES JEEP OR VEHICLE
SO JUST THINK OF PEOPLE LIKE MYSELF WHO USE OUR GUN RIGHTS BEFORE U GO F(&#%^ WITH SOMEONES JEEP OR VEHICLE
03-06-2010, 07:35 AM
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03-06-2010, 09:14 AM
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nope i haven't. maybe its a southern thing, there are just some things u dont mess wth that a man owns.
a mans vehicle(especially a jeep or a truck), his money, a mans family, or a mans woman.
down here in the south u just do not f*^# with these things or u will be shot.
where is redneck for this, he is in georgia, he would probably agree
a mans vehicle(especially a jeep or a truck), his money, a mans family, or a mans woman.
down here in the south u just do not f*^# with these things or u will be shot.
where is redneck for this, he is in georgia, he would probably agree
And along with what racinfast says, even if you have a gun permit and are totally justified shooting somebody, your troubles are only just beginning.
Investigations, civil suits, etc etc etc.