Bustabizz

I came in this morning to a kids Jeep in the parking lot with his winch rope wrapped all around it about 3 times. Got a good laugh out of that. It was broke down here overnight.

norcalJK

take the taillight out, find the brake light wire (hint: it will have 12 volts when the brake pedal is pushed) and simply run a wire from there to the horn. this way the horn gets sent 12 volts every time the brake pedal is pushed. i've gotta try this someday, its just to damn funny not to!

DeepCBM

Buy some of those plastic spiders and place them on his visor. When he pulls the visor down, he ends up with a spider(s) in his lap!!

HappyCurmudgeon

If you did that to my sister she would either sieze up completely or die of fright right on the spot & either way, the jeep would be careening down the road on its own. Funny in theory but it would be deadly in practice.

DeepCBM

I did this to a good friend of mine. We are both in the Navy and he transferred from California to the East Coast. He was out there for three months and I got a call one day from him. He said that he and his Commanding Officer were going to go out to lunch that day. He said that he would drive and they got into his vehicle. It just happened to be a sunny day and he had forgot to bring his sunglasses to work with him. Soooooo....he reaches up and flips the visor down. The 3 plastic spiders that I had put there 4 months ago fell out into his lap!!! He screams like a girl and his Commanding Officer damn near pisses himself laughing!!! That was my retaliation for the gay porn he sent me while I was deployed. It sucks opening up a care package in front of everyone and finding that!!!!

BlackoutJK

Ahh yes the old "Upper Decker" as we called it in my old platoon. This one is great when your CO/PL/PSG is a toolbox and he invites the platoon over for a barbecue. With proper coordination, you can get your buddies to hit all of the toilets in the house.

NormalJeep

The night of my rehersal dinner, some friends completely covered my old car (not the Jeep) with post it notes. All different colors, one color on the windows, one color for the body, different colors for the wheels and bumper. Funny as hell and took a while to get them all off.

metaulic

I dunno if this has been said already, sorry for the repeat...

Ziptie a horn onto your buddies rear bumper and plug it into the trailer hitch harness. The horn will go off everytime he brakes or signals whatever you pick.

JKmudslinger09

That my friend is F*&@ing amazing! i would never have thought of that. i gotta do it tomorrow the girlfriends dad keeps giving me sh&% for owning a yellow jeep. apparently it makes me look like a "dought bag" and it looks like a bumble bee. we'll see who the douche bag is when he leaves for work at 6am.

Brad-NewJK

Here's one that is similar to the fish, but gets ripe quicker. Take a bag of catfish stink-bait chunks and poke large holes in it (not to big that the bait falls out but big enough that the smell can) then tape it out of sight to bottom of his back seat. It will take less than a day for the stench to become unbearable. P.S. I have found that StrikeKing Blood Bait works the best.
Another one that I have done to enemies but never to friends is inject super glue into their door locks (they can't get their key in the lock and even if they do the lock is seized, most times they have to get the lock replaced). But again I would not do that to a friend.