I'm pissed and need your help
11-21-2011, 11:17 AM
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I'm pissed and need your help
I just got my '12 JKU 3 months ago and already had someone run into my side mirror and someone left their paint on my Jeep while parked 
. What you would recommend I buy to protect people from hitting my Jeep while parked. Really I want some thing that would damage their car if they hit my side or mirror with minimal to mine?
. What you would recommend I buy to protect people from hitting my Jeep while parked. Really I want some thing that would damage their car if they hit my side or mirror with minimal to mine?
11-21-2011, 11:30 AM
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11-21-2011, 11:38 AM
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Tube fenders, full width front and rear bumpers, and rock rails that stick out a long way. Leave them all unpainted so that they rust a little bit. Then people will have to damage their vehicles on your armor before they get to your sheet metal 
11-21-2011, 11:45 AM
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Sorry that happened 
Your best bet is trail armor, bumpers, rock rails with guards, etc, but this type of thing could always happen. Make sure you have good insurance on it.
Your best bet is trail armor, bumpers, rock rails with guards, etc, but this type of thing could always happen. Make sure you have good insurance on it.
11-21-2011, 11:46 AM
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x2, when I had my old jeep I put rock rails on that stuck out a bit. Within a week I noticed that there was some paint on my rail. Figured someone opened their door on me.... I can bet they have a nice ding on their door... Armor up!!
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11-21-2011, 11:47 AM
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35" tires (or 37" if you dare) and a 3-4" lift will take care of your problems and some ACE rock rails/sliders. Your jeep will look amazing and you won't have to worry about
A-holes again!!
A-holes again!!
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11-21-2011, 11:54 AM
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Daggers and Poop!
You'll need three things for this mod:
* Duct Tape
* Daggers
* Poop
Step 1 - you'll want to poop into a bucket or some other type of portable container.
Step 2 - stick the dagger into the poop until the blad is all covered. now move the dagger into a zip lock bag or some other sealable small storage device.
Step 3 - once the poop has froze onto the dagger, duct tape them onto the mirrors, and any other area you want to protect.
The Poopy-Dagger does a few things. FIRST it will cut up the car AND smear poop deep into the cut of the car that comes in contact with it. The cuts will be deep and poop will be smeared into the cuts lasting for ever and ever.
The Poopy-Dagger will also keep punk ass kids from walking to close to your Jeep. If they do, they'll be cut and poop will automatically be inserted into the cut which is a 98% guarentee of infection setting in immediately.
You'll need three things for this mod:
* Duct Tape
* Daggers
* Poop
Step 1 - you'll want to poop into a bucket or some other type of portable container.
Step 2 - stick the dagger into the poop until the blad is all covered. now move the dagger into a zip lock bag or some other sealable small storage device.
Step 3 - once the poop has froze onto the dagger, duct tape them onto the mirrors, and any other area you want to protect.
The Poopy-Dagger does a few things. FIRST it will cut up the car AND smear poop deep into the cut of the car that comes in contact with it. The cuts will be deep and poop will be smeared into the cuts lasting for ever and ever.
The Poopy-Dagger will also keep punk ass kids from walking to close to your Jeep. If they do, they'll be cut and poop will automatically be inserted into the cut which is a 98% guarentee of infection setting in immediately.
