If you buy yourself a jeep.....
05-23-2007, 10:28 AM
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That's not pink..............that's MAGENTA (or something equally vile). I heaved up 
something that color once after a particularly interesting evening in Tijuana........BAD MEMORIES. 
something that color once after a particularly interesting evening in Tijuana........BAD MEMORIES.
05-23-2007, 10:31 AM
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05-23-2007, 10:33 AM
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If you buy yourself a jeep, your wife will want to drive it. Once she drives it, she will want it everyday- leaving you with the stinkin' mini van.
So you buy her a jeep to get yours back.
If you buy your wife a jeep...she will want rock sliders for it.
If you get her rock sliders for it, she will need bigger tires.
When you get her bigger tires, she will want a lift and spacers.(hubbo... hint hint)
When she gets the lift she will again want still bigger tires.
To go along with all the other accessories...she will need mirror brackets, bikini tops and seat covers, borla exhaust, .....the list goes on....
So you buy her a jeep to get yours back.
If you buy your wife a jeep...she will want rock sliders for it.
If you get her rock sliders for it, she will need bigger tires.
When you get her bigger tires, she will want a lift and spacers.(hubbo... hint hint)
When she gets the lift she will again want still bigger tires.
To go along with all the other accessories...she will need mirror brackets, bikini tops and seat covers, borla exhaust, .....the list goes on....
Just
Empty
Every
Pocket
And if you do not believe that why are they called 4x4s?Empty
Every
Type 4x4 on a computer. Then hold down the shift key and type 4x4!
05-23-2007, 10:36 AM
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05-23-2007, 10:38 AM
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God's honest truth--many decades ago in my younger years I let a few Thai puchais (young men) convince me to down a bottle of rice whiskey with them. The next morning I was heaving like I've never done before nor since (mainly because that convinced me that getting drunk wasn't cool at all). Anyway, the color of that liquid, which served only to make me eject more of the vile substance just because of that color was . . God's honest truth!!!! . . detonator yellow. Nothing against that color (though Jeep Green is the coolest). Just reciting the truth here.
05-23-2007, 10:54 AM
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05-23-2007, 11:01 AM
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05-23-2007, 11:23 AM
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Better living through pharmaceuticals...
I think the kids still have that Dumbo movie around....those colors are a bit more tolerable than that pink chartreuse thing on that other page!
