I was showing my Wife a cool new knife I bought to carry in the Jeep. It is a folding Tactical knife with JEEP on the side. It has a seat belt cut tool and a window shatter tool. I was justifying the purchase by telling my Wife if I roll the Jeep I might have to cut the seat belt to get out.
She said "Just cut your wrists, It will be less painful than facing me!!"

 

Hey I think I have that same knife. My brother got it for me as a gift.

 

I guess you'll be buying a bigger knife than if you have to cut your wrists.

 

I think I have the same wife!!!

 

That sounds exactly like my EX wife!!!!

 

Actually my EX would be standing over my corpse wiping the blood off the knife complaining that I bought something else for the jeep and not her!

 

A friend gave me this one a couple years back. I includes a small survival kit in the handle (compass, fish line/hooks, matches), a sharpening stone and it's even trail rated (just check out the button snap!):

 

I have that one also. With the matching hatchet hanging on the inside of the tailgate.
You know it says JEEP on it.... I had to have it!

 

OMG! That is sooooo funny!

 

That's funny. Sounds like my wife.