Random story, but a funny one I think. I was just out grabbing lunch and saw an open spot next to a lifted all black H2 with horrible chrome everywhere...so of course I parked right next to it. As I'm getting out the dude who owns the Hummer is coming out of the lunch place (sideways hat, gold chain, 300lbs+, Jersey Shore type). At the same time this random guy who was also coming out starts asking me about my Rubi tires, what edition it is, etc and saying how he works in the same office park and always wondered who owned that Jeep, etc,etc. The Hummer dude was smiling at this exchange like a smug SOB since his expensive blinged out oven-on-wheels was being dissed, so the guy I'm talking to says quite loudly to the Hummer guy, 'what's that thing get, like 5 MPG?!'. Hummer guy ignores comment and leaves.

Guy I'm talking to and I contiue to chat and he adds, 'that Hummer was F***ing obnoxious, who'd buy one of those!'.

Haha, a story of perfect timing haha. Really made a good Friday even better!

 

(sideways hat, gold chain, 300lbs+, Jersey Shore type).


Hey! Keep them Jersey comments to yourself you Masshole!

 

Yeah, but you drive a Jeep and arent a douche.

 

Hey, born and raised in Saddle River, NJ son! Only been a Masshole for a year now. YANKEEEEEEEEEES!!!!

 

I just had to comment!

Loved the story, hate hummers!

 

Speaking of Hummers... I saw a window sticker that read "If I wanted a Hummer, I'd ask your girl" yesterday. I can't seem to find them on line... It did not look "home-made". Any ideas? I can find the bumbper stickers just not the windshield banner....

 

Check zazzle.com

 

Jersey SUCKS

And so do the YANKEES!!

 

Hummers are terrible. I always laugh when I see a yellow one, don't know why.

 

Nice. Whether Hummers themselves are obnoxious or not, the drivers of said Hummers are always obnoxious. Something about the vehicle just attracts the worst attributes of society - and it shows in their driving. That would have made my day. Congrats. LOL