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01-02-2012, 07:39 PM
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Cussing
Has your cussing been coming up short lately? Are you sounding more like a Ninny-Muggings than a man?
I have the solution for you! Simply remove your Winch bumper (winch mounted of course) and place atop of plastic saw horses. Then whilst fucking with the fairlead, have the Winch and bumper fall on to your foot. I promise within nano seconds you will have shit flying out of your mouth the neighbors have never seen OR DONE before. I promise you will make sailors blush at even the Raunchiest of Whorehouses.
And….. if you are one of the lucky ones to have the protruding bolt land right on your pinky toe, I will even give you a copy of my timeless classic “throwing shit at the wall.”
Hurry, Call now!
I have the solution for you! Simply remove your Winch bumper (winch mounted of course) and place atop of plastic saw horses. Then whilst fucking with the fairlead, have the Winch and bumper fall on to your foot. I promise within nano seconds you will have shit flying out of your mouth the neighbors have never seen OR DONE before. I promise you will make sailors blush at even the Raunchiest of Whorehouses.
And….. if you are one of the lucky ones to have the protruding bolt land right on your pinky toe, I will even give you a copy of my timeless classic “throwing shit at the wall.”
Hurry, Call now!
01-02-2012, 07:51 PM
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Man I totally feel for you!.
That looks just like when I was putting my front bumper winch on only I was using picnic table seats. Once I had it set on the seats I was taking blocks of 2x4 to stack under each side of the bumper until I had it almost leveled out and then well you know the outcome. Only mine hit me in the damn shin bone on the way down and I was wearing shorts so I couldn't get any good blood through the clothing pics like yourself.
I don't know what all I said but I do know my wife came outside and asked if I needed something and she didn't speak to me for awhile after whatever I said to her. Hope that foot feels better soon and good luck getting that bitch on there! PITFA!
That looks just like when I was putting my front bumper winch on only I was using picnic table seats. Once I had it set on the seats I was taking blocks of 2x4 to stack under each side of the bumper until I had it almost leveled out and then well you know the outcome. Only mine hit me in the damn shin bone on the way down and I was wearing shorts so I couldn't get any good blood through the clothing pics like yourself.
I don't know what all I said but I do know my wife came outside and asked if I needed something and she didn't speak to me for awhile after whatever I said to her. Hope that foot feels better soon and good luck getting that bitch on there! PITFA!
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01-02-2012, 08:16 PM
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It's all good. On my Second drink (Medicinal purposes only.)
