Just kidding... I think you should recommend creating a decal using the Rubicon font with a name that is meaningful to her.

Example: Molon Labe (means, "come and take it")

 

If you wanted to get her a Rubicon and she opted for the sport, then no, don't put the sticker on there. If she wanted a sport and just like the Rubicon name? Why not. But, then you'll get ridiculed by people and have to fess up that your hen pecked either way. Hell, I have a rubicon and a buddy of mine swore it wasn't. I still hear about it.

Best to just go trade it in on a Rubi. Bring it home and show her she now has a Rubicon sticker.

 

Awesome!

 

How about...

RUBICONish

 

Rubinon

 

These work, see if wifey notices.

 

When I bought the jeep, the guy before me apparently thought it was a good idea to put the rubicon sticker on it... I'm just too lazy and careless to take it off to be honest.. I don't give a sh*t what people think my jeep is or isn't..your wife wants the rubicon sticker go for it if that makes her happy then who cares.

 

Since your already looking for a mall rated badge, just get MALL CRAWLER done in Rubicon lettering, people will get a chuckle and no one can say your a poser if anything your calling yourself out.

 

Call it what it is man. Call it what it's not and if it ever under performs, the H2 / FJ / Honda / Kia / Hyundai and yes perhaps even the old LADA-Niva (google it kids) folks driving past will be saying to everyone "see...that's the best of the JKs that failed there. that's why we'll never buy one".
It's sort of like pissing from the balcony on the folks in the front row seats. Just saying.

 

My friend has a 2x4 truck with a 4x4 sticker. When he got stuck at the beach and I pulled him out, bystanders asked if his 4x4 was broken.

My point is, stickers are stupid when they lie.