The Tale of RedJeep.
05-21-2007, 07:38 AM
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The Tale of RedJeep.
RedJeep was thrilled. After weeks slowly picking his way across the great Eastern jungle, with no guide, no trails, no gps, and no clue whatsoever, he finally arrived on a great cliff by a large Dandelion tree…
..eeert…
“wait a minute! There are no Dandelion trees in the Jungle” thought RedJeep.
“WTF!???? Wait a double minute! There is no such thing as a Dandelion Tree whatsoever!” exclaimed RedJeep…
"This is so confusing" thought RedJeep… "Maybe if I drive down this rock face…"
But alas, poor RedJeep was heartbroken as he looked forward.
He knew he could never traverse the obstacle in his path.
It was simply way to tall and steep. He needed help, he was beginning to become frightened.
Frantically he looked about…
“What is that strange rocky cliff off to my north” Thought RedJeep.
Gingerly touching the outcropping, it seemed to have a rubbery ooze feel to it…
He looked skyward up the face of the cliff and noticed… where...
someone had inscribed “Wrangler”, he was astonished!
“No one could be here before me to place such Grafitti” he pondered, "I crossed no road, saw no tracks on my epic to reach this distant place…"
Gazing skyward… RedJeep dropped to his puny plastic rims in awe!
"This was no cliff! It was no rubbery ooze from some fracture in the stone…"
It was Noneother than....
SILVERJeep!!!!
The God of all Jeeps everywhere!
He bowed in reverence, thanking the Heaven’s for taking notice of his paltry existence, for ages he was lost in a slimy pool of unrefined crude, he was now in his final reincarnation of some long distant Dinosaur Turd, and as a reward for his great quest across the Eastern Jungle, he was allowed to see SILVERJeep at long last. He was in the presence of greatness beyond all understanding!
RedJeep became so excited... he passed out from shear awe.
Later, as he rested, safely home on his park picnic bench, he couldn’t recall if it was real or a dream…
Whichever it truly was, at least he saw what he had always aspired and dreamed of being…
A SILVERJeep!
..eeert…
“wait a minute! There are no Dandelion trees in the Jungle” thought RedJeep.
“WTF!???? Wait a double minute! There is no such thing as a Dandelion Tree whatsoever!” exclaimed RedJeep…
"This is so confusing" thought RedJeep… "Maybe if I drive down this rock face…"
But alas, poor RedJeep was heartbroken as he looked forward.
He knew he could never traverse the obstacle in his path.
It was simply way to tall and steep. He needed help, he was beginning to become frightened.
Frantically he looked about…
“What is that strange rocky cliff off to my north” Thought RedJeep.
Gingerly touching the outcropping, it seemed to have a rubbery ooze feel to it…
He looked skyward up the face of the cliff and noticed… where...
someone had inscribed “Wrangler”, he was astonished!
“No one could be here before me to place such Grafitti” he pondered, "I crossed no road, saw no tracks on my epic to reach this distant place…"
Gazing skyward… RedJeep dropped to his puny plastic rims in awe!
"This was no cliff! It was no rubbery ooze from some fracture in the stone…"
It was Noneother than....
SILVERJeep!!!!
The God of all Jeeps everywhere!
He bowed in reverence, thanking the Heaven’s for taking notice of his paltry existence, for ages he was lost in a slimy pool of unrefined crude, he was now in his final reincarnation of some long distant Dinosaur Turd, and as a reward for his great quest across the Eastern Jungle, he was allowed to see SILVERJeep at long last. He was in the presence of greatness beyond all understanding!
RedJeep became so excited... he passed out from shear awe.
Later, as he rested, safely home on his park picnic bench, he couldn’t recall if it was real or a dream…
Whichever it truly was, at least he saw what he had always aspired and dreamed of being…
A SILVERJeep!
05-21-2007, 08:10 AM
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I do not know about Happy's area, but when my Grandma tried to sign up for the course in my area, the instructor told her the darndest thing. In addition to the class being full, all of the students drove Red Jeeps that were taking the course.
05-21-2007, 08:14 AM
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05-21-2007, 08:50 AM
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I really don't know what to say. On one hand I am amazed by the creativity you have. On the other I am upset about the blashpemy written...
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That was great, but I still like red better.
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That was great, but I still like red better.