Nack Attack Paddywack, Give The Crash A Bone.
09-04-2009, 12:36 PM
#83
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This might be one of the best threads ever. What if someone googled the "nack attack" and found this thread instead of cop4x4? They would be like WTF???
This might be one of the best threads ever. What if someone googled the "nack attack" and found this thread instead of cop4x4? They would be like WTF???
09-04-2009, 04:08 PM
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I had to throw one together
You can get a Nack at Crocker Off-Road
It can handle one hell of a load
When the rack you have is getting bowed
Tear it off and get one that’s up to jeep code
You can gear up your rack and hit the road
Knowing all your gear is safely stowed
It was so quick and easy that you that you didn’t get slowed
Now there’s no need for a trailer to be towed
If you don’t think Nack, respect is owed
Maybe you’ve been lickin’ a poisonous toad
Makes me so angry now I want to explode
You should be thrown into a commode
I don’t think I’m speaking morse code
The Nack is so well built and will not corrode
Even if your lawn needs to be mowed
Do it after your call to Crocker Off-Road
You can get a Nack at Crocker Off-Road
It can handle one hell of a load
When the rack you have is getting bowed
Tear it off and get one that’s up to jeep code
You can gear up your rack and hit the road
Knowing all your gear is safely stowed
It was so quick and easy that you that you didn’t get slowed
Now there’s no need for a trailer to be towed
If you don’t think Nack, respect is owed
Maybe you’ve been lickin’ a poisonous toad
Makes me so angry now I want to explode
You should be thrown into a commode
I don’t think I’m speaking morse code
The Nack is so well built and will not corrode
Even if your lawn needs to be mowed
Do it after your call to Crocker Off-Road
09-04-2009, 04:14 PM
#86
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Thread Starter
not mine...
hows this...many posts back.
My Nack is black with straps to stack
Itll give you posers what you lack
If you take your JK off the track
You need a Nack strapped to your back
U.S. made, not by some hack
My Nack is stronger than a Mack
Pack all your tack up on my rack
Strap it down and jack the slack.
But if you think my Nack is wack
Just go home to your little shack
Give your sisters ass a smack
And drink until the room goes black
The fact is youve been smoking crack
You suck just like my wet/dry vac
Go snack while you screw your pet yak
Im hoping that he bites your sack
hows this...many posts back.
My Nack is black with straps to stack
Itll give you posers what you lack
If you take your JK off the track
You need a Nack strapped to your back
U.S. made, not by some hack
My Nack is stronger than a Mack
Pack all your tack up on my rack
Strap it down and jack the slack.
But if you think my Nack is wack
Just go home to your little shack
Give your sisters ass a smack
And drink until the room goes black
The fact is youve been smoking crack
You suck just like my wet/dry vac
Go snack while you screw your pet yak
Im hoping that he bites your sack
Last edited by AlmightyCrash; 09-04-2009 at 04:23 PM.
09-04-2009, 04:20 PM
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09-04-2009, 04:21 PM
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I had to throw one together
You can get a Nack at Crocker Off-Road
It can handle one hell of a load
When the rack you have is getting bowed
Tear it off and get one that’s up to jeep code
You can gear up your rack and hit the road
Knowing all your gear is safely stowed
It was so quick and easy that you that you didn’t get slowed
Now there’s no need for a trailer to be towed
If you don’t think Nack, respect is owed
Maybe you’ve been lickin’ a poisonous toad
Makes me so angry now I want to explode
You should be thrown into a commode
I don’t think I’m speaking morse code
The Nack is so well built and will not corrode
Even if your lawn needs to be mowed
Do it after your call to Crocker Off-Road
You can get a Nack at Crocker Off-Road
It can handle one hell of a load
When the rack you have is getting bowed
Tear it off and get one that’s up to jeep code
You can gear up your rack and hit the road
Knowing all your gear is safely stowed
It was so quick and easy that you that you didn’t get slowed
Now there’s no need for a trailer to be towed
If you don’t think Nack, respect is owed
Maybe you’ve been lickin’ a poisonous toad
Makes me so angry now I want to explode
You should be thrown into a commode
I don’t think I’m speaking morse code
The Nack is so well built and will not corrode
Even if your lawn needs to be mowed
Do it after your call to Crocker Off-Road