Nack Attack Paddywack, Give The Crash A Bone.
09-04-2009, 11:05 AM
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I had to throw one together
You can get a Nack at Crocker Off-Road
It can handle one hell of a load
When the rack you have is getting bowed
Tear it off and get one that’s up to jeep code
You can gear up your rack and hit the road
Knowing all your gear is safely stowed
It was so quick and easy that you that you didn’t get slowed
Now there’s no need for a trailer to be towed
If you don’t think Nack, respect is owed
Maybe you’ve been lickin’ a poisonous toad
Makes me so angry now I want to explode
You should be thrown into a commode
I don’t think I’m speaking morse code
The Nack is so well built and will not corrode
Even if your lawn needs to be mowed
Do it after your call to Crocker Off-Road
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09-04-2009, 11:08 AM
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09-04-2009, 12:07 PM
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09-04-2009, 12:12 PM
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09-04-2009, 12:13 PM
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Uh, barkeep? I'll have half a glass of what these guys are drinking.
Hold the rhyme...
To be honest, I wish I knew someone that owned a Hummer, just so I could show them this thread and watch them get confused. They really wouldn't understand.
Hold the rhyme...
To be honest, I wish I knew someone that owned a Hummer, just so I could show them this thread and watch them get confused. They really wouldn't understand.
09-04-2009, 12:19 PM
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YES, NACK ATTACK, it's ok jack, smoke crack, nope that $h1ts wack. and now you can unpack.
Sweet ride and Nack. I got to do this to my rig once I put the lift and tires on that are in the mail
Sweet ride and Nack. I got to do this to my rig once I put the lift and tires on that are in the mail
09-04-2009, 12:29 PM
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While you were writing this ryme about a nack
I was with your wife in the sac
gettin everything I wanted from the back
now she thinks that your a hack
when you get home you'll be catchin flack
cuz in the sac you dont know jack
Disclaimer: None of the above events actually happened, the purpose of the above statement/rhyme is just to prove I can rhyme with nack. This should be viewed for the purpose of laughing only and should not raise tempers.