Camp Crocker

My goal is happy customers buddy, her name is heather!

AlmightyCrash

Heather Heather, light as a feather.
Take her out in any weather
shell never run, dont have to catch her
but if she wiggles, use a tether.

bigbluejk

Ode to Heather

Brought home my Heather, inflated her tight
On a NACK we made love on a dark stormy night
freak on a leash, tether of string
in heated passion it wrapped 'round my ween
a gust of wind and Heather flew like a kite
I wept as my penis soared out of site

Two counties over... the strangest thump sound
bouncing on windmill blades, heather was found
hung from her tether, I spot my meat
bloody pieces like manburger litter the street
My love is all gone, along with my cock
Ode to Heather, I should have just used a sock.

john smack

Ok I read all the heather poems before I saw the inflatable doll..... now I get it lol
This thread rocks!!!!

Looks like we have a few contenders for the 2010 nack-a-thon

mkjeep

What's a ween, half a weenie?

bigbluejk

its the 8======D I shove in women till I hit the spleen.

mkjeep

Glad you said women

bigbluejk

or yak... whichever.

john smack

when I saw 8====D I almost spit my drink all over my computer... lol
you guys are awsome!

mkjeep

You must rent Heather out, she look's um, well used.