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Top 10 Best Off-Roading Words of Wisdom

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Old 03-04-2013 | 03:37 PM
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When 4 wheeling thru the snow... "Drive it like you stole it!"
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Old 03-05-2013 | 05:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Winged
In the words of Jeremy Clarkson from Top Get " POOOOOOOWWWWWWWEEEEERRRRRR"
Or, "Poo is coming out!!!"
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Old 03-05-2013 | 06:02 AM
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"Put on the harness, this could get sporting"
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Old 03-05-2013 | 08:59 AM
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if i can't make it thru that i will sell this POS...
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Old 03-05-2013 | 10:10 AM
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Advice fails:

"Uh, Pat, no way can Rex do that". Wrong, usually can.

"Oh, Pat, that obstacle is easy, Rex will have no trouble". Wrong. Stuck on a stupid little rock or ledge.
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Old 05-07-2013 | 05:04 PM
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Pretty simple " You First"
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Old 05-07-2013 | 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Woody
Pretty simple " You First"
Haha I'll follow you! (I follow all the big jeeps in my stock jku )
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Old 05-08-2013 | 05:47 AM
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"Wonder if this is too steep? Can't tell, I can only see sky through the windshield."
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Old 05-08-2013 | 06:07 AM
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Any rocks in the water hole "nope" whoosh "no rocks but I forgot to tell you about the deep water in that part." Mean while water is pouring in through the window
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Old 05-08-2013 | 07:21 AM
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This is gonna hurt.

and

Sorry Sam!!! (my dog... as she got some air between her ass and the back seat after a nice drop off a rock on the trail)
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