"Don't slide in the whole!!!" I slid in the hole it cost me a new front housing and track bar and 2 new shocks

 

Give it some gas, candy ass!

 

Driver. Driver. Driver. Driver. Really driver. More driver. You'll flop if you don't turn keep it driver. Driver. Driver. A little more, Keep coming, now hard passenger. PASSENGER! (Wheels stay driver) jeep flops.

Advice: don't be driver and spotter at the same time. Bad shit happens. Surrender control to spotter.

 

A play on this.....

The OTHER driver side...

 

I totally meant to do that!

 

Me: Hang on
GF: umm...what exactly are you thinking?
Me: Trust me woman...but hang on
Approximately 3 sec before approach
GF: Ooh hell noooo
Me: Better be hanging on!

 

" You better get on it!!!", and,," I just pee'd a little!"

 

Me (driving) to passenger: Ummm....I think you should put on the full harness, rather than just use the seat belt.


My 11 year old was riding with me. She is riding shotgun: "daddy, you aren't wearing your seatbelt....that isn't safe, you could hurt your head..." About thirty seconds later, not having put on my seat belt, I dropped the front driver into a big hole and bounced up an hit my head on my roll cage. Damn near knocked myself out. My daughter: "Are you ok? (I'm slouched over whining) That is exactly what I am talking about".

 

In my sig:

 

Mechanical Sympathy