"Bumper to Bumper warranty covers everything from the front bumper to the back one right?"

 

Oh Man!!! did anybody get that on video???

 

It's quicker to winch than to wrench.

 

Friend -"I'm gonna try and go just a little farther this time"

Me "I think we should just go"

Friend "Here's my phone make a video"

Me "Alright bro"

Friend "Help me! HELP ME! GET IN THA WATER!!!!!!!!!!"

 

Wife: Why is the carpet soaking wet?
Me: Its been raining the last couple of days.

 

That's my favorite so far lol. I think the most classic is "hey y'all watch this"

 

After my buddy smashes the right front of his tube bumper
Me: Now go around and even out the other side

 

Over CB as I went under a tree trunk leaning over the trail...

"Don't worry you have at least 5 inches"

Response from unknown funny man

"That's what she said!!!"

 

I was watching my friend while he spotted for a guy in a Rubicon. Front axle was locked and no matter which way he turned the steering wheel the Jeep kept going straight.

Me: "Why not have him unlock the front?"

Spotter: "Why bother, he's not paying any attention to me anyway. ##%^$% asks me for a spot then ignores me."

 

Me while wheeling the off camber part of 7 mile passenger has her eyes closed.

"hey look to the left"me

"what the hell did you tell me that for"

"incase we don't make it you know where we will land"