Know the difference between crazy and stupid.

 

or even worse - "beer hold my here"

 

Favorite from my four wheeler (ATV) days -

"When in doubt gas it --- when all else fails - bail!!!!"

 

If you ain't got pictures, it didn't happen.

 

Hahha it reminded me when my wife backed up her Toyota Sequoia on my right rear... wait the tears... the tears...

 

Happened last october

Me: "Take it slow, we got alot of rain last night"
Friend: "I like to go fast" and smiles

5 seconds later he hydrolocks it

Friend: "You want to pull me out"
Me:

 

Me: what did I just hit?

Friend: don't worry just go faster (he never has been wheeling in his life)

Me: shoot the engine lite just came on

Friend: told you to slow down

 

Me: hey do you smell fire?
Friend: dude your cars on fire.
Me: hmm, HEY theres a river!
Friend: wtf are you doing?!
Me: I have an idea.
Friend: ..... You are insane.
Me: hey! Are you on fire? I think not.
Friend: I have to pick up my prom date in 30 minutes.
Me: you really need to get a jeep chick bro

 

"I got the need for speed." Anything Top Gun related gets you through the trails.

"Talk to me Goose" Classic.

"Highway to the Danger zone"

"Okay buddy, whats on your mind"

 

TWSS