A jeeper in my area has a sticker on his YJ (in French translated in English):

"When i go wheeling, Jesus is with me"

 

this is how it always starts.....


friend....''there is NO way you can make that''
me......... "you wana bet on it"

me crossing our local creek next to a highway

or

friend... "this is the stupiest thing iv ever done, do you relize that we can die"
me........ " listen, i do this every weekend"

 

How About

"does that look deep to you "


Alfy

 

Driving on a rocky narrow ledge road that is very tippy and falls off about 1000 feet.

Passenger: Don't slip off the road
Me: Ya' think?

 

Turn driver, driver, NO your other driver.

 

"Ehhh, it's just your gas tank"

Heard this one this past weekend...lol

Alfy

 

"It's ok, i have been here before". "Oh well, i thought it looked familiar, I guess it was the other trail".

In a few years - over a beer - we laugh about it.

 

Passenger: "What's the duct tape for?"
Me: "Repairs."
Passenger: "Why do you keep it in the first aid kit?"
Me: "I didn't say Jeep repairs..."

 

"Pass me another beer..."

 

Vince: Can we get to Christmas tree heaven now?

Me: Its a Rubicon stupid, we can go anywhere we want.