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Top 10 Best Off-Roading Words of Wisdom

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Old 06-23-2010 | 09:21 PM
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Passenger, passenger, NO YOUR OTHER PASSENGER!

OR
Driver, driver, dri... I mean hard passenger...
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Old 06-24-2010 | 04:51 AM
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This one we live by on the Tugboats! THE BEST SPEED IS NEW SPEED!
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Old 06-26-2010 | 10:23 PM
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It's only a little mud, what's the problem?
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Old 07-03-2010 | 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by HDFFR
"YOU CAN MAKE IT- NO PROBLEM!!!!
Damn!!! I can see it now...
The "you can make it" lines gonna get me in trouble wheeling too!!!

It has in everything else I do...

When I'm snowboarding and we come to a Double Black Diamond run, my friend says, "YOU CAN MAKE IT- NO PROBLEM!!!! and me looking straight down the run, and then at my friend and I say... OK, here goes... TROUBLE!!!

Even golfing. Par 4, 300 yards to clear the water. My friend says... "YOU CAN MAKE IT- NO PROBLEM!!!! Do I lay up? NO!!! Out comes the driver and splash... TROUBLE!!!

So, you can see what's gonna happen wheeling :P TROUBLE!!!
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Old 07-07-2010 | 12:14 PM
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this is a win
Originally Posted by Roeanoke
"honey you may want to get out before i try this"
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Old 07-11-2010 | 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by biglynny
It's amazing how much they think they know. The passenger seat must have a link to the fountain of knowledge.
mine does, it also happens to be my wife, she is the smart one and will keep me from jacking the jeep up
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Old 07-11-2010 | 05:58 PM
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Dude!!! "I knew i shoulda drove"..
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Old 07-14-2010 | 06:41 AM
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Any winch trees?
Yup
Ok, lets go!
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Old 07-14-2010 | 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Wartoy
this is a win
True story. First time going up "Little Moab" she freaked out and was shaking. ( a couple of years ago we had a roll over accident... in a scion XB)
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Old 07-21-2010 | 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by joes-jk
in the words of my friend ryan "i dont care what i break im getting over this rock"

then shortly after he floored his dodge's bumper right into a boulder.

and what my dad said to me the 2nd day i had the jeep, "ur stupid, u have a 100 miles on it and 50 of them were beating the shit out of it in the desert"

Sounds just like my dad!!!
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