i should deffinitly try going to the bathroom before we do this one!

 

"Go ahead,back up"

 

"momentum is your friend!"

 

"I shouldn't be doing this."

"No problem, that's what armor is for"

Staring at White Knuckle Hill: "After your slide down on your armor, hit the gas, or pitchpole---your choice."

 

my fav was last night.

me: were yall scared?

my buddies: hell yea

me: why were yall so scared?

buddies: there is nobody here to pull us out

me: dont worry its a jeep

 

Hey yall watch this, oh no this is going to hurt.

 

The mountains don't care.

 

First time wheeling.......

Sh*t can it you wil make it!!! - buddie
Hmmmmm I dont think so - Me
Sure you can you are in a jeep - buddie
This is True... screw it hold my beer - Me
GOOOOO!!!! GOOOO!!!!! GOOOOOOO!!!! buddie
me wooooooohoooo!!!! dam we are stuck - Me
I spilled your beer im sorry - buddie
Get the strap out and another beer this is going to take awhile - Me

(Stock Jeep still had the Temp Plates first time wheeling in the snow up a huge hill in a gravel pit.... little did i know there was a 4 foot snow drift in the center of the hill... oooooooops!! )

 

"I think I'm gonna need that roll of toilet paper and those clean boxers out of the glove box."

 

"We practically drive the same rig, if i made it, you can make it! Don't be a p****.
A 2 door rubicon driver said to me in my stock 4 door sahara... Did i mention this was my first time wheeling with my jeep, ans his 3rd time on that rock trail.