Just give - er

 

How bout... "That'll buff out"

or

"As slow as possible, as fast as necessary"

 

"your committed now just go for it" or "do we get cell reception out here" or"This is my daily driver I can not roll"

 

oh i dont think its that deep. lets go for it. hahaha

 

turn left............okay your other left!

 

"eh, that was bound to break sooner or later! now i can buy the upgraded version!"

 

a recent one from this weekend:

me: go on the lower part of that rock your bumper wont clear.
friend: no it will be good
me: i promise you are gonna scratch your new bumper
friend: i got it
me: ok then
rock vs. bumper: crash scrap
friend: mother *uc&e@
me: told ya, you owe me a beer

 

X2
Should actually read "here hold my beer"

 

Don't drink and drive.

 

Go on, it's not that bad.