be prepared. toilet paper is alot more fun than your socks.

 

Got reminded of this one last weekend when I saw what had happened to a pretty little trail:

"If you take it in, take it back out."

Hauled four garbage bags of cans, bottles and other assorted crap out. Would have pulled out more but I ran out of garbage bags and a lot of it was soaked.

Jeff

 

for you sir. I hate when I have to clean up after the pigs that use some of are trails. I hope karma comes back and bights them on their collective arses!

 

Hey silver jeep! U're gonna get cross axled.

Given your long wheel base you will probably high center.

Give it some gas. Not that much.

 

You will never hear anyone say "Wow, those shiny new door handles made all the difference on that last hill!"

 

"It's not so bad, at least you know your roll cage works.. "

 

My wife: I don't think so, you let me out here.
Me: OK I'll meet you at the top.

 

Water is always a danger no matter what.

 

"Ah, you'll be fine ..."

or

"Oh yeah, you can make it with that thing, no problem"

The best I ever heard was when I had my old XJ ... I came around a corner after a very challenging trail (5.5" lift on 31s and wheeling alone) ...

"...how the hell did that guy get in here?"
"laugh, laugh, laugh" ...
"how the hell is he gonna get out?"
"laugh, laugh, laugh"

 

"aahhhh I think I chipped a tooth" After slamming down on a Big Friggin Rock
"watch out for that.....nevermind"