1) Stop
2) Look
3) Think
4) Approach
5) Attack
6) Kringe
7) Cuss
8) Cry
9) Blame
10) Repair

 

 

" I saw this in a cartoon once. I'm pretty sure I can do it"
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room"
"Those aren't scratches, that's rocky mountain pin striping!"
"That rates a 5 on the pucker factor scale"
After a great drive over an obstacle: "It's a pleasure watching you work"
To an AutoZone blinged out rig: "Chrome won't get you home"

 

 

friends"you can do it,i did it in a 4x2"

 

"I think I'll have to have the seat surgically removed!"

 

I didn't like those fog lights anyway

Spotter: your good, your good, aww $***

 

"I didn't need that part to drive home, did I?"

Me: That didn't sound good at all
Spotter: Yea...That was your front driveshaft
Me: Well atleast I still have the rear! Let's keep going!

 

Raise it up...
Fat chicks can't jump!

 

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