I guess there’s just no underestimating a Jeep’s capabilities even when it comes to speed. Yup, that’s right, speed, which is about the only way you can explain how a stolen 2012 Jeep Patriot could make its way 3,400 miles across the country in just two days.

Maybe we should stick to buying kids those toy remote-control Jeeps … at least until they can see over the steering wheel.

This is certainly one way to make sure you never, ever reconnect with an ex — set his or her Jeep on fire.