“Is That a Hummer?” And 10 Other Dumb Questions Jeep Owners Endure

The world is full of idiots. But we don’t have to tell you that, you own a Jeep. Not that you’re an idiot for owning a Jeep, God no, that puts you in the 99th percentile of smart folks! But because you own a Jeep, you must put up with an unbearable amount of idiots asking you inane questions about your sweet ride. That’s certainly the case with the good forum members who responded to our query seeking the dumbest questions ever posed about their Jeeps.

Below are some of the many highlights of that forum thread, or should we say lowlights? These are a hoot, no doubt, but be sure to check out the whole thread for all the gems. And by all means, let us know the stupidest question you’ve been asked about your highly intelligent vehicle.

“Does it have 4 wheel drive?” — hellphenix

“First words out of a random person’s mouth: “How much did your Jeep cost?” — Captain Obvious

“Is that a Hummer?” — PG-JKU

“Where are your doors? Did it come with doors? Did someone steal your doors?” — pickjones

“What kind of gas mileage do you get in that thing? Really? Does it look like I’m worried about mpgs on 37s? — BrowniesJK

“My Jeep was covered in mud from a recent off-roading trip and someone asked me, ‘Did you go off-roading or something?’ I replied, ‘No, I hit a puddle.” — jkfireman18

“I was once asked if it were a hybrid.” — TheDirtman

“At my daughter’s graduation party a relative asked, ‘So, how do you like your new car?’ I promptly replied, ‘You realize that God just killed a kitten?’, and walked away to grab a beer, leaving the relative there scratching his head. My wife apologized to the relative and explained that I’m more attached to the Jeep than to the family. Not true, of course … I think.” — 3rd Jeep

“Is it fun to drive?” — MT10JK

See more dumb questions on the forum. >>

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